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by Elliot Mitchell

Tags: Beady Eye 

The things Liam Gallagher hates (and a few he doesn't)

Daft Punk, Wayne Rooney's hair, Robbie Williams, Glastonbury and more

 

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With the music world in a constant state of change, Liam Gallagher's resent for other celebrities is arguably one of the only aspects of popular culture that stays the same. Over the years the Beady Eye frontman has held nothing back when it comes to airing his views on celebrities and other musicians, and it's fair to say no one is safe from his offensive (though pretty funny) criticisms.

In that vein, we thought we'd compile Liam's best rants so far to form a definitive list, so everyone is clear on who Liam well and truly hates.

Daft Punk: "I am not going to have people wear disguises. Take your f***ing helmet off. Let's see what you look like sans helmet, whatever you're called."

Glastonbury: "Never, ever doing that thing ever again because it's a nightmare, and now it's like Bond Street with mud, with loads of celebrities walking around in their boots and umbrellas. I'm not having it"

Mumford and Sons: "There's a lot of banjos. Everyone looks like they've got f***ing nits. And eat lentil soup with their sleeves rolled up. They all look like they live on the Heath."

Russell Brand: "Russell's a d**k. I don't really care about any of his relationships. All I know is anyone can do better than go out with him"

Wayne Rooney's hair: "He looks like a f*cking balloon with a f*cking Weetabix crushed on top. He's better off as a skinhead, isn't he?"

Radiohead: "Everyone's going on about Radiohead pushing things forward, but the only thing they’re famous for really is songs like 'Creep' innit?''

Muse: "Muse f*cking scares me, People like 'em. They at least play guitars, but when I hear his voice I'm like, 'Ah, f*ck him'."

Kanye West: "If I ever win any more f*cking awards I'd personally invite him to get up and f*cking take my award of me. I f*cking tell you that,”

Alex Ferguson: "He's a top manager and all that but he looks like a dustbin-man."

Bob Dylan: "I know all about him and that, but he’s a bit of a miserable c*nt as far as I’m concerned,”

Jay Z's 'Rocawear' clothing line: "You're going to be f*cking arrested wearing his gear and you're going to pull a really nice-looking bird wearing mine"

Victoria Beckham: "She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book"

Florence Welch: "I’m sure she’s a nice girl, but she sounds like someone’s stood on her f*cking foot”

Bombay Bicycle Club: "I'm not gonna pick up Bombay Bicycle’s record coz of the stupid f***in’ name they’ve got"

Bono: "You see pictures of Bono running around LA with his little white legs and a bottle of Volvic and he looks like a fanny"

La Roux: "No way, mate. She's got man hands."

Robbie Williams: "I’d like to fooking hang Robbie Williams onstage. What’s he done to me this time? Nothing. He’s just somebody I’d like to hang.”

Ozzy Osbourne: "He’s a bit of a fooking mong, if you ask me"

Noel Gallagher: "I just look at him now and think 'you're a f*cking fake"

Although the star clearly harbours a lot of negativity, there are some things that Liam Gallagher actually likes:

Justin Bieber: "Anyone who goes on two hours late is f****** right in my book, man."

 

Manchester City Football Club: "I love him (Roberto Mancini). He's almost as cool as me."

Beady Eye: "This f**king record: we've booted the door off the hinges and steamed right in there, into this other world."

Beady Eye's second album 'BE' is out June 10th through Sony Records

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