by Andrew Trendell | Photos by WENN/Tumblr

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What would a town run by Muse really be like?

Imagine if Matt Bellamy and co really took over Teignmouth...

 

What would a town run by Muse really be like?

Photo: WENN/Tumblr

 

Today it was revealed that Teignbridge Council are in talks with Westcountry space-rock superstars Muse to have them run their hometown of Teignmouth for a day in a bid to get local kids interested in local politics.

Imagine that! A Muse uptopia - or a Musetopia, if you will. Muse are in charge! Crack open the champagne!

So, besides rules regarding the consumption of magic mushrooms being relaxed - here's what we imagine a town run by Matt, Dom and Chris would be like...

 

'Musos' would be declared official currency

Photo by Robbeddington on Instagram

 

Good taste and general fashion sense would be outlawed on the streets of Teignmouth

 

 

Anyone playing guitar in a 'traditional' fashion shall receive a heavy fine

 

 

Same goes for piano...

 

 

NHS prescription glasses will be replaced by these...

 

 

The whole town centre will be turned into a mind-blowing visual spectacular

 

 

Anyone without a deep-rooted love for absurd space-rock must be treated with suspicion

 

 

Free guitars for all!

 

 

Charles the robot would be named Protector of the Town

 

 

...while the Uprising teddy bears guard the town to keep fascists away

 

 

Anyone interrupting council meeting would be promptly asked to "SIT THE FUCK DOWN"

 

 

Balloons! Balloons everywhere!
Eyeball balloons for everyone! Photo from Q-SFX

 

 

But no balloon can survive

 

 

The music of The Stereophonics is strictly prohibited:

 

 

If it's a fair democracy, then citizens will just vote for Origin Of Symmetry to be played in full, constantly

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