The Foo Fighters have released a staggering 52-pag booklet detailing their riders for their upcoming tour.
The band will send the booklet to production staff at venues across the world, with details emerging as people fill out colouring-in activities, humourous recipes and a word search.
The document reads: "The attached guide and its included activity pages are required reading for a successful Foo Fighters show.
"That said, read and colour carefully... you might get a T-shirt or a date with any one of our funny talking roadies. If we turn up and its 'promoter pasta' night in the hockey locker room, there MAY be an outbreak of burning cars in the employee parking lot."
The introduction continued: "Seriously, we've travelled a few hundred miles to your venue, to your town, to your special place.
"You want us to come back. We want to come back. Your town probably has hot chicks. What's better than visiting and revisiting a town with hot chicks AND good food? Right?"
Foo Fighters play at London's Roundhouse on July 11 as part of the iTunes Festival 2011.
Foo Fighters - live photos
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