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Everyone going to Glastonbury has been banging on about it for weeks, month even. Us included. The biggest UK festival takes place this weekend, and boy do we know about it.
From headliners to rumours to cool new bands on the line-up, we've covered every aspect of Glasto 2013, but is it really all that? Well yes, actually, but if you're not heading to Somerset to see Rolling Stones, Mumford & Sons, Arctic Monkeys and many, many more perform at Worthy Farm this weekend, check out a few excuses you can tell yourself while you're stuck at home when everyone else is drunk and dancing in a field...
1. You will be able to sleep with more than a few millimetres of canvas between you and total strangers
2. You won't have to spend the weekend carrying toilet roll around in your back pocket
3. Meals can be arranged for less than £6 a pop
(c/o Trip Advisor)
4.Using the toilet in the early hours of the morning won't involve going outdoors
5. The use of wet-wipes is unlikely to be necessary for cleaning any part of your body
6. No one will throw a cup of piss at you
7. You won't have to put glitter on your face
8. You will be permitted to drink things other than alcohol
9. At no point will you see anyone with a bloody poi
10. The whole thing is on the TV anyway. Going outdoors is overrated
11. You won't see other people's poo
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