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Following her spine-tingling(ly awful) rendition of comeback single 'Half Of Me' on Australian television a few weeks back, Geri Halliwell has unleased the accompanying video on the world.
It's difficult to describe the insanity that occurs below, but it fundamentally features Halliwell in an overlit studio with a bizarre assemblement of people who look as if they have no idea why they are there. They may have been plucked off the street an hour before filming commenced. That is literally a genuine explanation.
Watch 'Half Of Me' below:
Halliwell looks pretty happy in the video, aside from the odd moments where she is surrounded by topless men (one of whom resembles a porno Father Christmas) who look like they're about to attack her. There's also a dance routine, which we're not entirely certain will catch on.
The finished version of 'Half Of Me' is bursting with autotune, but on the bright side, the horn refrain sounds more majestic than ever. Luckily, questionable lyrics such as "I gave you the finger, you took me to dinner" and are also still intact.
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