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New musical to tell story of Jesus Christ using Britney Spears tracks

Resurrect me baby, one more time

 

New musical to tell story of Jesus Christ using Britney Spears tracks

Photo: WENN.com

A new opera that tells the story of Jesus Christ via the music of Britney Spears is set to premiere in New York in December.

'Spears the Musical: The Gospel According To Britney' is described as 'an original musical that chronicles the life of Jesus Christ, telling the story through the hit music of Britney Spears'according to the press release.

"The musical tugs at the heartstrings of America’s lost twenty-somethings, calling on familiar hits such as 'Stronger,' 'One More Time,' and 'Crazy,' to describe the birth, life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ," it continues. Blimey.

Watch the video for Britney Spears' 'Work Bitch' below:

There isn't one word which isn't sung in the show, which technically makes it a Britney Spears/Jesus Christ OPERA. It will run for two performances in New York on 7 November in the hopes of securing investors to turn it into a real, proper thing. Obviously, it sounds bloody amazing, so if you have lots of money and live in New York we really urge you to do the right thing here. We really hope there's a sequence in which Jesus whips his disciples to 'Work Bitch'. 

In other truly bizarre Britney-related news, it was reported the singer' music was used by the navy to scare off Somali pirates "because they thought the pirates would hate them most" according to merchant navy officer Rachel Owens.
 
Below - the sad, lonely and scared eyes of Britney Spears
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