'One of the biggest disasters in music history'
Tamsyn Wilce
11:36 3rd November 2013
  • August, 2012: Announces ARTPOP - with a tattoo in her armpit. Just as well she didn't change her mind halfway through recording...

  • August 2012: Lady Gaga reveals the first, 'inspirational' lyrics from ARTPOP - although it is still unknown which, if any, track they appear on

  • August 2012: Rumours circulate that the first single will be titled 'Nothing On (But The Radio)' - with Lindsay Lohan starring in the video

  • August 2012: Lady Gaga reveals she has been recording ARTPOP stark naked (which must have been nice for the likes of producers Madeon and RedOne)

  • September 2012: Azealia Banks announces her involvement in ARTPOP - but this later fell apart as the rapper was removed from the track and Banks took to Twitter to tear into Gaga over and over again...

  • September 2012: Lady Gaga reveals ARTPOP will be released through an app

  • October 2012: Rumours suggest ARTPOP will be an Edith Piaf tribute album - which now seems to absolutely not be the case...

  • December 2012: Lady Gaga reveals she has stopped smoking weed while recording ARTPOP - but claims it will still be a 'risky' record

  • January 2013: Producer Zedd confirms his work on ARTPOP, hinting at a big dance sound

  • February 2013: Lady Gaga reveals lyrics for track 'Sex Dreams' on ARTPOP, writing on Twitter - "We could be caught, were both convicted criminals of thought. -Sex Dreams #ARTPOP"

  • March 2013: Gaga's manager praises the album, claims it is 'pushing the envelope'

  • May 2013: The first music from ARTPOP is revealed - on the runway at a Versace fashion show

  • July 2013: The release of ARTPOP is officially announced - and Lady Gaga is seen wearing an enormous pair of glasses

  • July 2013: Lady Gaga licks a metal hand - for reasons still, as yet, unknown

  • July 2013: Lady Gaga reveals first ARTPOP promo photo - totally naked

Lady Gaga's forthcoming studio album ARTPOP has taken a mauling from a US publication and has been heralded as 'one of the biggest musical disasters from a major artist in pop music history'.

The review, which was published on examiner.com, hits out at the latest efforts from Lady Gaga, writing that throughout the album she over-sings on the verses, tries to copy Christina Aguilera and has just produced an album of tracks that sound identical to her previous releases. 

The biggest criticism comes in the final paragraph of the review: "As it stands, ARTPOP is one of the biggest musical disasters from a major artist in pop music history. Think Michael Jackson's Invincible, Madonna's American Life, or Prince's Lovesexy, multiplied by three in the bad factor. Even though Born This Way found Lady Gaga taking herself way too seriously, the good music at least hid her flaws. ARTPOP could very well be the end of Gaga's musical career."

Watch the video for lead single 'Applause' below:

The album, which recently leaked online, is yet to receive further reviews, however judging by what this author had to say, there's not much point in even listening to ARTPOP. 

"We heard the full high quality album and suggest you refrain from the punishment of listening to the album, which could have been decent if it didn't try so hard to be avant-garde."

Ouch. 

Below: ARTPOP - Every step from announcement to November release


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