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As the fall out from the world's most famous elevator scuffle continues to spread like a gossip-hungry rash, the "sources" and stories are coming out of the woodwork like nobody's business.
The closest these so-called sources have got to Beyonce are probably gently stroking the screen whilst one of her music videos plays on MTV, and the so-called stories are about as real as Gordon Ramsay's hairline. Meanwhile, the theories are about as logical and believable as a particularly harrowing One Direction fan fiction.
Nevertheless, people are so bloody desperate to know the truth why Solange went Super Saiyan on Jay Z's ass that they'll take anything. ANYTHING.
Here are 5 stories and theories that are currently cropping up all over the shop, and why you should ignore them. Believe nothing until someone obtains the audio from the lift footage...speaking of, anybody want to club together and buy it?
