GIGWISE

14:56 27th November 2007

A selection of hideous gnashers in all their 'orrible glory...

  • David Bowie - Back before Bowie hit the big time and spent thousands upon thousands getting his gnashers rebuilt, ole’ David’s teeth used to look like this.

  • Flavor Flav - The eccentric veteran rapper clearly thought it would be a good idea to have these hideous gold teeth fitted. It wasn’t the best of ideas.

  • That bloke from 1990s - Or Jackie McKeown as he is known. The former Yummy Furs man has well and truly made buck teeth cool again.

  • Amy Winehouse - Obviously far more concerned with getting trashed out of her head, Ms Winehouse has clearly given the dentists a wide berth, resulting in gappy, cigarette stained teeth. Lovely.

  • Paul Potts - Another character who cropped up on our Ugliest People In Music list, word has it that Mr Potts is using his newfound fortune to buy a new set of teeth. Wise move!

  • Lil Jon - Is it just us, or does Lil Jon look evil in this photo? His teeth don’t help.

  • Pete Doherty Years of drugs and ciggies have left Pete’s teeth a lovely yellowy brown colour. Nice.

  • Shaun Ryder – Believe it or not, but these are actually Shaun Ryder’s teeth taken at the dentists before he forked out £10k on getting them fixed. For 20 years Ryder abused drugs and never once visited the dentists. It shows.

  • Goldie - Yet another music star who ditched his pearly white teeth in place of a teeth full of metal. Not the best of looks.

  • Shane McGowan This is what Shane looks like without his falsies in… fucking hideous.

  • Here's MacGowan's teeth before they all fell out. Lovely.

  • Billie Joe Armstrong - No wonder he never smiles on photos... ARGH!!

  • Johnny Borrell of Razorlight fame - Awful teeth, but nowhere as near as awful as he is...

  • Madonna while getting inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of fame 2008. I'd keep those teeth hidden love...

  • Ol' Dirty Bastard - God rest his soul, but you can't deny that in life he had dodgy as hell teeth.

  • Why, Mr Billy Corgan, your singing is simply fangtastic

  • Mick Jones of The Clash - Cigarette stained, buck teeth. Not very nice

  • Badly Drawn Boy - As a lad the Badly Drawn Boy refused to get a brace. Look at the consequences!

  • Freddie Mercury - The king of the bucked teeth!

  • Paul Wall – Transparent teeth complete with massive bling diamonds is definitely not a look we endorse. From a distance, the rapper looks as though he has huge silver fillings. What a waste of money!