Justin Bieber: In one of the more horrifying stories of the week, there's now a Justin Bieber sex doll. With a description reading, "Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who's waited 18 long years to stick his lil' d**ky in something sticky!" Bieber definitely lost out on this one.
Radio 1: It's just been one thing after another for the BBC station. Nick Grimshaw was blasted for saying he didn't listen to Robbie Williams, Greg James read a four weeks out of date chart countdown live on air and Vernon Kay and Reggie Yates have both quit. Oh dear!
Simon Cowell: Could the music mogul's empire be starting to fall? We're not sure, but viewing figures of The X Factor certainly are. Cowell's having to turn to One Direction in an attempt to get people tuning in.
The Wanted: Max George was punched in the face by a man while attempting to stroke his beard, for starters. And the band also said that they think they could 'possibly' get some backlash for working with Chris Brown - he still 'catches a lot of flak' for that whole violent assault of Rihanna thing, you know...
Chris Moyles: After releasing his second parody album, which we're guessing isn't supposed to be taken seriously, Moyles revealed that he takes himself very seriously indeed. The ex-DJ lashed out on Twitter after a reviewer gave the record some harsh words. Calm down, Chris!
Example: The rapper managed to annoy the entire town of Wigan on Twitter this week. He claimed on Twitter that he didn't know any nice people from Wigan and said that all he gets is abuse, leading to the local newspaper to splash him across their frontpage with the original headline, 'Bad Example'. We think they're both losers in this one.
Guns N Roses: A poster advertising the Guns N Roses tour dates in Las Vegas had to be taken down because it had a robotic rapist on the front. Why they thought that was a good idea, we're not sure, but unsurprisingly it drew complaints from rape crisis groups. Not winning behaviour from Axl, there.
Lady Gaga: A difficult one to decide where to point the finger here, but we went with Gaga - and her fans. Some Little Monsters burnt a Madonna t-shirt in Brazil due to the stars' rivalry. Not only did they (presumably) have to buy the shirt, but they pretty much missed Gaga's message of love and acceptance in her 'Born This Way' hit.
Rita Ora: Poor Rita Ora! The singer popped out of her jumpsuit at a recent gig, revealing one of her breasts live on stage. Luckily, she displayed a sense of humour about it, writing that 's**t happens' on Twitter in regards to the incident.
Frankie Cocozza: The real losers in this situation are us - and everyone else who's listened, purposely or not, to Frankie's latest single. 'She's Got A Motorcycle' is pop music at its worst - unimaginative and painful to listen to. Please, for all our sakes... just stop.