Susan Boyle and Elvis: She's back and as boring as ever, only this time she has Elvis helping her sing 'O Come, All Ye Faithful'. Whatever happened to the excitement of #susanalbumparty?
Retrobot: This annoying little chap will melt your brain if he gets on the radio with 'Christmas Robot' - this is the viral number. Bleep Bleep, Bloop Bloop and so on.
AC/DC: Following a Facebook campaign that received thousands of likes in a matter of days, the band could be on course for the top spot with 'Highway to Hell'.
Lily Allen: This vanilla cover of Keane's 'Somewhere Only We Know' is currently melting the hearts of the nation.
Jack Topping: This little guy is releasing the song 'Tomorrow' from the musical Annie in aid of the Save the Children charity. Pass the sick bucket.
Richard and Adam: These Britains Got Talent contestants round off a total of four Syco related contestants spamming the competition, releasing 'I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing in on Christmas Day'. On a side note - LOOK AT THE COLOUR OF THEIR FACES.
X Factor winners: We don't know who it is yet, but as ever it will be a cover version of a song we all love. Sam Bailey is odds on favourite to win, if that means anything to you.
The Big Reunion: Likely to be a collaboration between 5ive, Atomic Kitten, 911, Blue, Liberty X and B*witched. With McBusted causing a storm they could ride the retro wave to the No.1.
Eminem: The rapper is the competition's wild card as he was beaten to the spot by Bob the Builder in 2000 with 'Stan'. The success of the Marshall Mathers LP 2 will see him release in time for the contest.
Miley Cyrus: This chart terror's domination could be complete with a Christmas No.1 to close the year.