![Kurt Cobain plant pot (Source: etsy/PlatcatDesign) - Was Kurt actually quite green fingered? Did he enjoy pottering around the garden when not with his Nirvana band mates? We're still waiting to find out, but whoever made this plant pot clearly knows more than us, as it makes absolutely no sense right now.]()
Kurt Cobain plant pot (Source: etsy/PlatcatDesign) - Was Kurt actually quite green fingered? Did he enjoy pottering around the garden when not with his Nirvana band mates? We're still waiting to find out, but whoever made this plant pot clearly knows more than us, as it makes absolutely no sense right now.
![FKA Twigs candle (Source: etsy/Area51s) - Making a candle with your favourite pop star adorning the side seems pretty fashionable at the moment, and FKA Twigs is in pretty good company here - we spotted Miley Cyrus, Lana Del Rey and St Vincent themed items too. They're unscented, apparently, which feels like a missed opportunity to us.]()
FKA Twigs candle (Source: etsy/Area51s) - Making a candle with your favourite pop star adorning the side seems pretty fashionable at the moment, and FKA Twigs is in pretty good company here - we spotted Miley Cyrus, Lana Del Rey and St Vincent themed items too. They're unscented, apparently, which feels like a missed opportunity to us.
![Justin Timberlake wine glasses (Source: etsy/TouchOGlass) - We're not sure where the inspiration for this one came from, but no, buying these do not suddenly bless you with the effortless croon and charisma of Justin Timberlake. Nice try though.]()
Justin Timberlake wine glasses (Source: etsy/TouchOGlass) - We're not sure where the inspiration for this one came from, but no, buying these do not suddenly bless you with the effortless croon and charisma of Justin Timberlake. Nice try though.
![David Guetta 'get well soon' card (Source: etsy/TheFidorium) - While we would never claim to be medical professionals, we're pretty sure that sending someone a well-wishing card with David Guetta on the card will have the opposite effect. If anything, that awful pun will make them feel even worse.]()
David Guetta 'get well soon' card (Source: etsy/TheFidorium) - While we would never claim to be medical professionals, we're pretty sure that sending someone a well-wishing card with David Guetta on the card will have the opposite effect. If anything, that awful pun will make them feel even worse.
![FIDLAR socks (Source: etsy/Sockerty) - Having your favourite band on your socks is certainly a unique idea, but not when it's achievable with a pair of white ones and a basic black sharpie. Don't bother with these and do it yourself.]()
FIDLAR socks (Source: etsy/Sockerty) - Having your favourite band on your socks is certainly a unique idea, but not when it's achievable with a pair of white ones and a basic black sharpie. Don't bother with these and do it yourself.
![Joy Division oven gloves (Source: Flickr/StillUnusual) - It should be every band's dream to be printed onto oven gloves because it doesn't look completely and utterly stupid at all.]()
Joy Division oven gloves (Source: Flickr/StillUnusual) - It should be every band's dream to be printed onto oven gloves because it doesn't look completely and utterly stupid at all.
![Korn friendship bracelet (Source: etsy/LoveArtAndMusic) - Got a friend that you don't really like? Need to tell them that you don't want to hang out with them anymore? Easy - just hand them a Korn friendship bracelet and they'll ditch you instead.]()
Korn friendship bracelet (Source: etsy/LoveArtAndMusic) - Got a friend that you don't really like? Need to tell them that you don't want to hang out with them anymore? Easy - just hand them a Korn friendship bracelet and they'll ditch you instead.
![Robin Thicke wall art (Source: etsy/VividEditions) - Why would anyone fancy hanging a picture of Robin Thicke on their wall? Nobody wants that guy anywhere near their house, even in unnerving photo form.]()
Robin Thicke wall art (Source: etsy/VividEditions) - Why would anyone fancy hanging a picture of Robin Thicke on their wall? Nobody wants that guy anywhere near their house, even in unnerving photo form.
![Dave Grohl beer can lantern (Source: etsy/CultCans) - We know that the world is obsessed with Dave Grohl and that's perfectly alright, but there's no excuse for completely pointless fan merch. I've never looked at my beer can and felt a keen desire to carve Grohl's face into it, let alone drop a light inside. Weird.]()
Dave Grohl beer can lantern (Source: etsy/CultCans) - We know that the world is obsessed with Dave Grohl and that's perfectly alright, but there's no excuse for completely pointless fan merch. I've never looked at my beer can and felt a keen desire to carve Grohl's face into it, let alone drop a light inside. Weird.
![Brand New album art on tin (Source: etsy/AllisonBlairDesign) - Sure, if you squint hard enough, this does kind of look like the album cover of Deja Entendu. Have another glance, however, and it does resemble a flaky bit of metal that would be dangerous to leave around the house.]()
Brand New album art on tin (Source: etsy/AllisonBlairDesign) - Sure, if you squint hard enough, this does kind of look like the album cover of Deja Entendu. Have another glance, however, and it does resemble a flaky bit of metal that would be dangerous to leave around the house.
![Iron Maiden Russian dolls (Source: etsy/myrussiandoll) - This is a rare piece of fan merch that is so bonkers it kind of works - in that, it makes absolutely no sense and is utterly pointless. Only for the hardcore Maiden fans, we reckon.]()
Iron Maiden Russian dolls (Source: etsy/myrussiandoll) - This is a rare piece of fan merch that is so bonkers it kind of works - in that, it makes absolutely no sense and is utterly pointless. Only for the hardcore Maiden fans, we reckon.
![Taylor Swift cross stitch (Source: etsy/CrossStitchedSass) - Depending on your opinion of her, you might believe that we've reached peak Swift. This item goes some way to supporting that claim, even if her lyrics are pretty great and deserve to be immortalised in cross stitch form on your bedroom wall.]()
Taylor Swift cross stitch (Source: etsy/CrossStitchedSass) - Depending on your opinion of her, you might believe that we've reached peak Swift. This item goes some way to supporting that claim, even if her lyrics are pretty great and deserve to be immortalised in cross stitch form on your bedroom wall.
![Check out the weirdest fan-made merch that even the most dedicated follower would find utterly bizarre.]()
Check out the weirdest fan-made merch that even the most dedicated follower would find utterly bizarre.