Thursday 12th December 2013 by Gaby Whitehill | Photos by WENN

The worst song lyrics of 2013: you've gone where with our shoes?

Coochie coos, bikini / martini and much worse

Jay Z - 'Picasso Baby':

Jay Z - 'Picasso Baby': "I never stuck my cock in the fox's box but/Damned if I ain't open Pandora's box."

Robin Thicke - 'Give It 2 U':

Robin Thicke - 'Give It 2 U': "I got this for ya, a little Thicke for ya/A big kiss for ya, I got a hit for ya/Big dick for ya, let me give it to ya."

Jessie J - 'It's My Party':

Jessie J - 'It's My Party': "So why you acting like you're tough/But now I thought you'd had enough/Don't you get tired of being rude/Awww, come and give me a hug dude."

Kings of Leon - 'Comeback Story':

Kings of Leon - 'Comeback Story': "I walk a mile in your shoes/And now I'm a mile away/And I've got your shoes."

Justin Timberlake - 'TKO':

Justin Timberlake - 'TKO': "She killed me with that coochie-coochie-coo."

Britney Spears - 'Work Bitch':

Britney Spears - 'Work Bitch': "You want a lamborghini/Sip martinis/Look hot in a bikini/You better work bitch."

Miley Cyrus - '#GETITRIGHT':

Miley Cyrus - '#GETITRIGHT': "Would you believe/I'm dancing in the mirror/(Dancing in the mirror)/I feel like I got no panties on."

Kanye West - 'Bound 2':

Kanye West - 'Bound 2': "I wanna fuck you hard on the sink/After that, give you something to drink/Step back, can't get spunk on the mink."

Lady Gaga - 'Venus':

Lady Gaga - 'Venus': "Mercury, Venus - uh ha!/Uranus!/Don�t you know my ass is famous?"

R Kelly - 'Legs Shakin'':

R Kelly - 'Legs Shakin'': "My tongue just likes to scribble/ I gotta have it/ I'm a dog, eat it up like bits 'n' kibbles."

Katy Perry - 'Birthday':

Katy Perry - 'Birthday': "So let me get you in your birthday suit/It's time to bring out the big balloons."

Everything went a bit mental in 2013, didn't it? Nothing was too crazy, zany, outrageous or weird. Musicians didn't so much tear up the rulebook as stamp all over it, sparkle glitter on it then swallow the damn thing.

Lyrical content was the first to go out of the window. One of the biggest songs this year was about what sounds foxes make, FFS. But that was SUPPOSED to be a joke (abeit an expensive and self indulgent one) whilst others were trying to make poetry. Art. Prose Shakespeare would sell his beard for.

Well, they failed. And by they, we mean Robin Thicke, Jay Z, Britney Spears, Kings of Leon and MANY MORE. And they're all here. Read on to find out who still calls women's private parts 'coochie coos' (shudder) and who think it's acceptable to rhyme "martinis" with "bikini".

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