Wednesday 22nd January 2014 by Edward Keeble | Photos by WENN.com

Tags: Paris Hilton

There is a horrific trend at the moment for celebrity DJ's playing at that club on your local high street where you get a free WKD, and std and a punch in the face on entry - if you're lucky.

We've seen the flyers and to be honest the prospect of watching someone off Big Brother 9 on the decks sends shudders down our spine.

A lot of these 'celebrities' have to subsidize their income, because a lot of them don't actually make much money from their day jobs so will literally flog or do anything. The rest are has beens and relics of a bygone age of sugary pop and bad haircuts that everyone would rather forget.

Each of these DJ's unless stated will probably cost you around the realm of £200-£1,000 pounds. Plus the bus fare home of course...