1. Don't get in a car with Justin Bieber: Justin Bieber made the biggest story of the year so far when he was picked up on charges of DUI. He is also now facing charges of assault after he allegedly punched a limo driver in the back of the head.
2. Bigger is not necessarily better: Everything Pharrell has done has always been pretty damn cool, however he really threw a good track record down the drain by appearing at the Grammys in this frankly ridiculous Vivienne Westwood number.
3. Always let Trent Reznor finish what he's doing: Trent Reznor responded to being cut off at the Grammy Awards by saying simply "a heartfelt fuck you!" What a charmer.
4. Daft Punk will tour whenever the hell they want: After their performance with Stevie Wonder, Nile Rogers and Pharrell, fans everywhere are clamouring for a tour. Want an update? Too bad Daft Punk are "too cool" to pay fan service.
5) Hip-hop fans really don't like Macklemore: Straight up, Macklemore winning the award for best hip-hop album instead of Kendrick Lamar was straight up theft. Just as well Macklemore's album is called The Heist.
6. The BBC 6 Music Festival is going to rock: Metronomy, Damon Albarn, The National, Wild Beasts, James Blake and more. We could go on forever about how good this mini festival will be but we just don't have room in this tiny box.
7. Prince is crazier and cooler than ever: This month Prince announced totally out of the blue that he would be landing in the UK for an impromptu tour next month. He's also holding a press conference in Lianne La Havas' living room. BECAUSE HE CAN.
8. Lana Del Rey's new album will be 'unlistenable': Del rey herself said that the new album is "so dark it's almost unlistenable". Don't worry, she was kidding, it'll be awesome.
9. The Brit Awards have their work cut out to top The Grammys: The Grammy Awards were an enormous, global spectacle, but with Arctic Monkeys, Disclosure & Lorde and Katy Perry on the BRITs line-up, we reckon The BRITs could rival them this year.
10. Morrissey thinks eating a sausage is as bad as being a paedophile: In a Q&A on fan site True To You, the ex-Smiths frontman said there was no difference between 'meat-eaters' and paedophiles'. Err, no.
11. Kanye West is as much an internet phenomenon as he is rap superstar: This month West was embroiled in two court cases - one for assault and involving a cease desist order against online currency, Coinye West. He also made more crazy statements, of course.
12. Arcade Fire and Arctic Monkeys will be playing at every festival ever: Dear lord these two are playing all over the shop Primavera, Coachella the list goes on. They should form a super group called Arcade Monkeys and just have done with it. Expect to see these bands A LOT this summer.