Westeros will never look the same again
Edward Keeble

12:32 4th April 2014

Game of Thrones returns to our screens on Sunday 4 April for its long awaited fourth season, which no doubt be chock full of shocking deaths, drama, gratuitous sex and gore. If last season and the impact of the Red Wedding is anything to go by then it looks like this season will be even darker than those preceding it. 

It's an awesome show, but we couldn't help but imagine how the cast would shape up if they were recast in the world of music. Rather than basing it around looks we thought we'd base it around personality, seeing the parralells between many of the fictional characters and their real life counterparts.

Who will end up on the iron throne? Lorde. Probably.

  • Lorde is Arya Stark: Wise beyond her years and a young hope for the world around her.

  • Brody Dalle is Brienne of Tarth: Hard as nails, you wouldn't want to mess with either of these two. Also they both rock.

  • Harry Styles is Theon Greyjoy: Both like the ladies - but no one has chopped off Styles cock yet.

  • Jake Bugg is Bran Stark: The Stark boy can get inside your head and Jake Bugg says what everyone is thinking.

  • Robin Thicke is Little Finger: Both bring the sleaze in droves and have big love for the goatee.

  • Justin Bieber is Joffrey Lannister: They are both little shits with the capability to enrage. Also they like to endanger others for their own pleasure.

  • Will.I.Am. is Tywin Lannister: The seed of evil.

  • Alex Turner is Jamie Lannister: Is he a hero or a villain?

  • Taylor Swift is Cersei Lannister: Don't mess, seriously


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