Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III on October 17, 1972, in St. Joseph, Missouri, is an iconic American rapper of German, Scottish, and English descent.

Renowned for his sharp lyricism and storytelling, he has released over 12 studio albums and sold over 220 million records worldwide.

Eminem has won 15 Grammy Awards and an Academy Award, solidifying his place as one of the most talented artists in hip-hop history.

About The Song The Real Slim Shady

“The Real Slim Shady,” released in 2000, is a hit single from Eminem’s album The Marshall Mathers LP.

It humorously critiques pop culture and establishes Eminem’s unapologetic, provocative persona.

The Real Slim Shady Lyrics By Eminem

Intro

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here.

Verse 1

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (Agh)
It’s the return of the “Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Dr. Dre said
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what
Flippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
Of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade they’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

Chorus

I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Verse 2

Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
“But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there’s a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

Chorus

‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Verse 3

I’m like a head trip to listen to
‘Cause I’m only givin’ you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin’ room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all
And I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, “How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?”
It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m goin’, when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting
Pinchin’ nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
He could be working at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
Or in the parkin’ lot, circling, screaming, “I don’t give a fuck!”
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus

I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Outro

Ha-ha
I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let’s all stand up

Live Performances Of The Real Slim Shady

1. The Real Slim Shady (Live at Abu Dhabi, Du Arena)

Location: Du Arena, Abu Dhabi, UAE

Key Points About the Event:

• Part of Eminem’s global tour featuring live performances of his iconic tracks.
• A high-energy show with a packed crowd at the largest outdoor venue in Abu Dhabi.
• “The Real Slim Shady” was one of the highlights, performed with a mix of nostalgic beats and modern visuals.
• Eminem engaged with fans, sharing anecdotes and stories behind some of his tracks.

2. The Real Slim Shady (The Up In Smoke Tour)

Location: Various cities across North America

Key Points About the Event:

• “The Up In Smoke Tour” was a legendary hip-hop concert series featuring Eminem, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, and others.
• Eminem performed “The Real Slim Shady” to massive acclaim during this tour, which was pivotal in solidifying his reputation as a top-tier rapper.
• State-of-the-art lighting and visual effects elevated the experience, making it one of the most iconic tours in hip-hop history.
• The tour celebrated West Coast rap culture and featured elaborate stage setups and collaborations among artists.

Similar Songs Like The Real Slim Shady By Eminem

• “Without Me” from “The Eminem Show/2002”: A satirical anthem mocking pop culture while emphasizing Eminem’s impact on the music industry, with a playful tone and iconic chorus.
• “Just Lose It” from 2004: A comedic track where Eminem humorously critiques pop icons and himself, paired with an energetic hook and playful visuals.
• “We Made You” from 2009: A parody-driven song lampooning celebrities and cultural trends, featuring Eminem’s sharp humor and infectious rhythm.
• “Not Afraid” 2014: A motivational anthem about overcoming personal struggles, showcasing Eminem’s emotional growth and direct connection with listeners.
• “Rap God” from 2013: A technically brilliant track highlighting Eminem’s lyrical prowess, blending rapid-fire delivery with pop culture jabs.
• “Walk On Water” from 2017: A vulnerable reflection on fame and creative pressure, as Eminem looks into his insecurities and expectations.
• “Godzilla” from 2020: A high-energy track showcasing Eminem’s lyrical skills, featuring one of his fastest verses alongside his signature wordplay.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

When Was “The Real Slim Shady” Released?

The song was released on April 18, 2000, as the lead single from Eminem’s third studio album, “The Marshall Mathers LP.”

Who Produced “The Real Slim Shady”?

The song was produced by Dr. Dre and Mel-Man, with Eminem contributing to the production process. Its unique beat and style became a hallmark of early 2000s Eminem tracks.

Did “The Real Slim Shady” Win Any Awards?

The song won the Grammy Award for Best Rap Solo Performance in 2001 and the MTV Video Music Award for Best Video of the Year in 2000.

What Inspired the Song’s Concept?

The song was inspired by Eminem’s observation of artists imitating his style and persona after his success. It asserts his individuality while addressing this trend.

Why Was the Song Controversial?

The song was controversial for its pointed references, satirical jabs at celebrities like Christina Aguilera, Will Smith, and Britney Spears, and provocative critique of pop culture norms.