Keep clicking for our definitive list of the 10 worst No.1 singles of the 21st century. We apologise in advance...
Kelly and Ozzy Osborne - 'Changes': An unnecessary re-do of a sweet and frank song by Black Sabbath. Witnessing Ozzy and Kelly on stage serenading each other gave us the heebie jeebies...
The Ting Ting's - 'That's Not My Name': From the moment the screeching chorus invades your ear cavities, it'll play on repeat in your head till the end of time like your brain's personal screensaver. Catchy but catastrophically bad.
Blazin' Squad - 'Crossroads': In one fell swoop, Blazin' Squad managed to butcher a Bone Thugs N Harmony classic and push the chav lifestyle to the forefront of pop culture. Well done boys.
Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman - 'Somethin' Stupid': This truly bizarre collaboration was forced on the poor British public, boasting one of the most cringe-worthy videos of all time. How Nicole Kidman's agent convinced her to say yes to this gig is beyond any of us.
Limp Bizkit - 'Rollin': Fred Durst and co took over the planet with this pop-grunge track, featuring woeful dance moves and the lead singer desperately attempting to show off his rap skills. Of course, we'd be lying if we said we hadn't bounced off the walls to this track as small, unruly children.
Bob The Builder - 'Can We Fix It?': The only novelty single we'll allow into the list because we can't bear to look at any pictures of a certain ribbeting creature. Bob, you're fine and we're sure you've built some wonderful structures in your time. But come on, really!?
Cheryl Cole - 'Fight For This Love': If there were any justice in this world, you'd look up the word 'bland' in the dictionary and discover a picture of Cheryl Cole wearing that ridiculous military outfit from the music video. Alas, the song has 62 million views on youtube alone.
Mcfly - 'Obviously': More guilty than Busted due to the fact that they're a carbon copy of the former, this song reaches unparalleled levels of rock and pop cheese.
Frankee - 'Fuck You Right Back': We actually have a little soft spot for this poppy, resentful response to a crappy ex. Unfortunately, it's made the cut due to the blatantly obvious marketing ploy by both Frankee and Eamon with his 'I Don't Want You Back' track.
The Black Eyed Peas - 'I Gotta Feelin': How did the group mutate from the classic 'Where Is The Love?' to this painfully poppy club hit? This marked their final plummet into the gooey centre of main-stream music. What a crying shame.