Tuesday 13th October 2015 by Andrew Trendell | Photos by Wenn / Press

It's getting dark earlier: The most depressing bands of all time

Hibernate this winter, and wallow in your misery

The Cure: Despite brief and baffling moments of gleeful exuberance, Robert Smith and co were one of the first mainstream acts to really turn dark and dramatic goth-pop into an artform. Speaking of their intentions behind their masterpiece Pornography, Smith said: "I wanted to make it virtually unbearable." Most depressing tracks: 'One Hundred Years', 'Cold', 'Lovesong'

Smashing Pumpkins: For a bloke with such a massive ego, Billy Corgan sure does know his way around a bloody good self-loathing anthem. Most depressing tracks: 'Try, Try, Try', 'To Sheila', 'Zero'

Nine Inch Nails: Trent Reznor will never write a party anthem - and for that, we love him. Most depressing songs: 'Hurt', 'The Downward Spiral', 'Something I Can Never Have'

Sigur Ros: Well, they're as triumphant as they are depressing, but Sigur Ros are at their most powerful when delivering haunting waves of chilling melodrama. Most depressing songs: 'Vaka', 'Ara Batur', 'Ny Batteri'

David Sylvian: In the writing of this gallery, we had Blemish on repeat. Excuse us for a moment while we call our loved ones to bawl down the phone. Most depressing tracks: 'Blemish', 'Brilliant Trees', 'Plight'

The Smiths: Of course, we can't ignore these boys either. Morrissey's pained and gloomy vocals were always entirely at odds with Marr's flowerly and cinematic guitarwork - but combined it made for some of the most monolithic miserabilist anthems ever. Most depressing tracks: 'I Know It's Over', 'Death Of A Disco Dancer', 'Never Had No One Ever'

Radiohead: An obvious one, but one can't ignore the dour anthemics of Thom Yorke and co. Most depressing tracks: 'Nude', 'Fog', 'Like Spinning Plates'

Portishead: Well, trip-hop was never supposed to be cheery. Most depressing tracks: 'Roads', 'The Rip', 'Glory Box'

Public Image Ltd: Have you ever listened to Metal Box? If not, go do so - but brace yourself. This is not the snotty snarling larger than life Lydon you know from the Sex Pistols: this is a man on the edge. Most depressing tracks: 'Death Disco', 'Albatross', 'Careering'

The National: Layer upon layer of rumbling textured guitars below Berninger's baritone laments on love, loss and life crumbling everywhere make for The National being one of the most compelling (if a little morose) bands of their generation. Most depressing tracks: 'Think You Can Wait', 'Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks', 'Mistaken For Strangers'

Bright Eyes: He's basically the emo poet laureate. Most depressing tracks: 'We Are Nowhere And It's Now', 'Winter Ends', 'I've Been Eating (For You)'

Death Cab For Cutie: Post-adolescent wallowing at its best. Most depressing tracks: 'I Will Follow You Into The Dark', 'Some Day You Will Be Loved', 'A Lack Of Colour'

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds: Sinisterly leering over the world as a towering godhead of powerful poetry and dark dynamics - ladies and gentlemen, Nick bloody Cave. Most depressing tracks: 'Your Funeral, My Trial', 'Push The Sky Away', 'People Ain't No Good'

Interpol: These dapper New York kings deal pretty much exclusively in tension, darkness and sinister sounds. Most depressing tracks: 'Untitled', 'Hands Away', 'The Lighthouse'

Elbow: Before they became the go-to band to soundtrack every moment of victory, Guy Garvey and co's sound was packed with a lot more Mancunian misery. Check out their first two albums to hear the band in their darkest hours. Most depressing tracks: 'Bitten By The Tailfly', 'Scattered Black And Whites', 'Fugitive Motel'

Bon Iver: FACT - It's impossible to sit through a Bon Iver gig without demanding to be held as you blubber like a lost child. Most depressing tracks: 'Perth', 'Holocene', 'Calgary'

Bjork: Aside from her latter day bat-shit crazy experiments with beats and nature, Iceland's finest export tends to deal pretty exclusively in the darker side of things, with a knack of worming her way deep under your skin. Just go and watch the movie Dancer In The Dark - we challenge you to last to the end without adopting the foetal position and weeping uncontrollably. Most depressing tracks: 'I've Seen It All', 'Unravel', 'In The Musicals'

The Antlers: Their brilliant third album Hospice tells the story of a nurse and a female patient suffering from terminal bone cancer, while the follow-up Burst Apart was equally as devastating. Most depressing tracks: 'Sylvia', 'I Don't Want Love', 'Kettering'

The Weeknd: Representing the darker side of R&B, Abel Tesfaye takes the sexy and sultry elements of the genre and uses them to paint morose pictures of bad hangovers, bad trips and good girls gone very, very bad. Most depressing tracks: 'Belong To The World', 'Coming Down', 'Wicked Games'

Manic Street Preachers: Piercing Welsh political rock from the band that once refused to ever write a love song. Instead, their sound has ranged from glam rock and snotty punk, to acoustic beauty, stadium anthems and the haunting tales of torture and horror on The Holy Bible - often cited as one of the darkest albums in history. Most depressing tracks: 'The Intense Humming Of Human Evil', 'Of Walking Abortion', 'This Is Yesterday'

The Twilight Sad: True Scottish spirit comes loaded with an epic wall of sound that takes shoe-gaze and twists into something brutally beautiful. Most depressing tracks: 'That Summer At Home I Had Become The Invisible Boy', 'The Room', 'And She Would Darken The Memory'

Joy Division: Plagued by frontman's Ian Curtis' illness and mental anguish, the tortured sounds of the Godfathers of post-punk would go on to inspire generation after generation of misery-mongerer. Most depressing tracks: 'Atmosphere', 'Heart And Soul', 'Atrocity Exhibition'

The xx: Tender tales of love and yearning told over a sparse and chilling soundtrack. Most depressing tracks: 'Fiction', 'Angels', 'Infinity'

Summer is over, winter is setting in, the darkness begins earlier and the cold consumes everything. Yes, it's that horrible time of the year when we're all freezing but Christmas seems oh so far away - and next year even further.

To really get you in the mood for this miserable time of year, we've gathered together to most depressing bands of all time to really help you wallow as you hibernate.

So from Joy Division to The xx via The Cure and Twilight Sad, keep that frown the right way round - here are 23 of the most depressing bands of all time.

It's getting dark earlier: The most depressing bands of all time

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