Fan fictionary: The dark and imaginative world of musician fan fiction

Arctic Monkeys: No context needed - "Arabella, you know, the one with the 70's head, has divorced parents. With her mother out of the picture and her dad remarrying, 20-something step brother has conquered her garage and assigned it to be his studio. Arabella remembered Aaron, her step brother, telling her that "Al is coming over to record", but she didn't know THIS Alex. That's not even half the story though. Arabella finds a drunk and poem-reciting Alex stumbling onto their porch. He has no where to be, a brand new ex girlfriend, and a brand new ex-band." (FreshRokk505)

My Chemical Romance: Gerard Way is updating the band's website when he gets a mysterious message on the screen - "He sat down and put his head in his hands. Maybe this update just wasn't meant to be. Suddenly, something beeped. He glanced up. The screen was still black. Sighing, he went to stand up Letters began to slowly but surely type their way across the screen. H.E.L.P.M.E. "Wha-" he began, but it continued on a new line. T.O.H.E.L.P.H.E.R. He pressed escape. Nothing happened. He went to type back but it was as if the phantom typist had plucked the question from his mind and answered it. I.A.M.M.I.S.S.I.L.E.K.I.D." (loki-dokey)

Drake: A hotshot lawyer rekindles her love affair with Drizzy - "Words that should come out of my mouth, didn't. My phone rang. It was from Rick. He had news regarding the case. Things that need my action immediately before the morning. Adrenalin pumped in my veins. It was time to get back into work. Aubrey had this look on his face. Sexual intentions but smooth words off his tongue. He just watched me silently. His lips were licked."Thanks, Rick. I'll call you back when I get back to my room". I found my heels and jacket. My Hermes bag sat in my fingers. "I have to go, Aubrey." (heatofthemomentfanfic)

Matt Healy: A young girl becomes the inspiration for every 1975 song ever, bare in mind these characters are questionably young - "I'm 13. Want to come hang with me on the dock?" he smiled "Sure" The end of the summer came and we carry on with our story. I met his band mates for the first time and that's when it happened. We were in the lake and I was clutching on to him. Our foreheads touching, the breathing heavy, it was my first intense moment with him. I laugh and I push him away. I get my grip on the lake bottom and swim over to his friends. That moment in the lake is wear our story begins. The story of how I fell in love with Matt Healy." (Intro-set-3)

Matt Bellamy: Matt is possessed by a demon that leaves him fully conscious but unable to control his own body - ""I'm fantastic!" It wasn't Matt who said it. It came from his mouth, but it wasn't him. He was gripped with frantic terror and wanted to scream to Chris that he wasn't okay, but instead he heard himself announcing the next song. His body began to run and jump around the stage without his permission as the band played, the crowed roared and the instruments blared loudly. Matt was having a panic attack invisible to everyone else, was being forced to play and sing when he felt like breaking down and wanted to be screaming for help." (tsaralondes)

Hurts: Theo Hutchcraft and Alex Turner have a steamy affair - "The fourth time this night or the fourth night this summer?" Theo grinned, and Alex pushed him playfully, almost dripping red wine on the white blanket above the disrobed bodies. "Maths and wine are a bad couple. Let's just assume both are fourths." The glasses tinkled together, although the toast remained unclarified. Before Alex made the second sip, Theo emptied his glass in one gulp and buried his head in the crook of Alex's neck, leaving a line of wine-soaked kisses from the clear-cut collarbone to the cheek that had already become the color of wine." (bambithepenguin)

The Libertines - Pete & Carl, assumed to be a couple, adopt kittens: "And with that ominous pronouncement he brings his hands out from behind his back. There's a kitten in each one, and as Carl watches in horror a third pokes its head out of Pete's coat pocket. He's blindsided by this, somehow, but in hindsight he should've seen it coming. "Carl, don't be mad", Pete says in his best pleading voice, which Carl fucking hates because it's accompanied by Pete tilting his head and widening his already massive eyes, and the whole picture is one of absolute patheticness. Carl falls for it every damn time." (Patrokla)

The Strokes - Fab and Julian get so high they have sex with one another: "Jules leaned over and kissed him roughly, all vodka, smoky lips, tongue: sharp, rough stubble pushed up against his face. Fab tangled his fingers in unwashed hair, kissing him back hard until he could taste warm blood in his mouth. Jules rolled on top of Fab, their shirts shucked off over their heads, thin, muscular torsos undulating, hands pushing, pulling, rubbing, coatrooms, back alleys, a bed, a balcony, a park." (Georgia Clark)

Metallica: Katrina's boyfriend becomes the newest member of Metallica who don't provide a warm welcome - "Who the fuck are you?" James asked me, completely ignoring Jason. He, like Lars, gave me a once over but he didn't linger on my breasts. Instead he gave me a once over and stopped to stare me down with his baby blue eyes. Even at a distance, they were striking and I felt like he was staring right through me to the wall behind. "You Newkid's chick or something?" he asked, not giving me time to answer the first question. Jason saved me from answering by saying, "This is Kat. She's my roommate and close friend","So she's not your chick?" James asked again, still staring me down. I stared back at him. I wasn't going to give him the satisfaction of intimidating me. I had heard about James Hetfield and his macho-image. "You guys ever screw?" James asked with a wry smile. Before Jason could answered I interjected." (friendofmisery)