Eminem: "Are Eminems gluten free?" (Answer: No, he isn't, and we're fairly sure these people meant M&Ms, not Eminem)
Halsey: "Did Halsey sell her soul?" (Answer: If we take the lyric, "Sold my soul to a 3-piece" literally, then yes, she did.)
Adele: "Are Adele and Sam Smith the same person?" (Answer: We've never seen them in the same room, so who knows?)
Grimes: "Why is Grimes so cool?" (Answer: WE WISH WE KNEW SO WE COULD BOTTLE AND SELL IT)
Justin Bieber: "Has Justin Bieber hit puberty? (Answer: He's 21, so if he hasn't by now, he never will)
Miley Cyrus: "Would I suit Miley Cyrus hair?" (Answer: Yes, you would look beautiful with Miley Cyrus hair.)
Morrissey: "Who are Morrissey's friends?"
(Answer: We're not sure, but he hates it when they become successful)
One Direction: "Are One Direction bigger than the Beatles?" (Answer: Depends how you look at it. One Direction broke records in America by becoming the first group to score four consecutive number one debuts on the US Billboard 200 album chart, something not even The Beatles could achieve. But no, not really.)
Florence and the Machine: "Are Florence and the Machine illuminati?" (Answer: Um, probably not. The religious iconography in the 'No Light, No Light' video seemed to be irrefutable proof, to some, that the band was undeniably linked to the powerful illuminati. In an interview with MTV, Florence said, "I'm definitely not [a member]. It's just not true." Although, that's exactly what a member of the illuminati would say...)
Oasis: "Has Noel Gallagher had singing lessons?" (Answer: Nah. His singing voice, though unquestionably unique, probably wouldn't secure him a place on the X Factor. If he had, he should probably have given his teacher's number to his brother.)
Madonna: "Are Madonna and Justin Bieber dating?" (Answer: Wow. No.)
Lorde: "Is Lorde a woman?" (Answer: For Christ's sake. When a South Park episode outed Lorde as male character Randy Marsh, it was, in fact, a joke.)