Pete Doherty - St. Marylebone Church: The Libertines frontman had his whole body wrapped in a plaster cast to help make this inexplicable monstrosity.
Michael Jackson - Fulham: Mohamed Al-Fayed's pride and joy has now moved to the National Football Museum in Manchester, because no-one wants it.
Britney Spears - Brooklyn Gallery: Created by artist Daniel Edwards, the sculpture depicts the singer giving birth on a bear skin rug. It's even more distressing from behind.
David Bowie - Sheffield: When Sheffield council commissioned a graffiti artist to spray paint a Bowie mural after the musician's death, they probably weren't expecting it to end up looking like the love child of Pat Sharp and Ryan Gosling.
Amy Winehouse - Camden: It's sort of settled into the landscape in the few years since it was unveiled, but it was quite a shock at first. Maybe it was the presence of Mitch Winehouse.
John Lennon - Liverpool: John Prescott is by far the more photogenic of the two.
Tupac - Georgia: This statue of the late US rapper stood proudly for a little while, before it was defaced in 2008.
Michael Jackson - Berlin: Infinitely better, and sadly much less permanent, than the Fulham MJ statue.
Thin Lizzy's Phil Lynott - Dublin: Not the best statue in the world, but definitely not improved last year when a car crashed into it.
Eleanor Rigby - Liverpool: Eleanor Rigby isn't a musician, of course, but the eponymous subject of a famous Beatles song - so the sculptor had a little more free rein to go abstract. It worked well.