![Taylor Swift: As well as a handful of embarrassing selfies, Taylor Swift's old MySpace page is also home to a great many strange, cryptic text posts. Case in point:]()
Taylor Swift: As well as a handful of embarrassing selfies, Taylor Swift's old MySpace page is also home to a great many strange, cryptic text posts. Case in point: "Guess who has a thing for you. The hottest guy in the world. Whats the mixture of a tiger and a lion? A WHORE. think about it." We've thought about it. We still don't get it.
![Harry Styles:]()
Harry Styles: "Hi, I'm Harry. I go to Holmes Chapel Com and am in yr 9," reads the One Direction star's MySpace bio. "I live in Holmes Chapel with my mum n my sister." He captioned this photos, "mm pop art." Playing fast and loose with the word 'art' there Harry
![Kesha: Here's Kesha's 'about me' section:]()
Kesha: Here's Kesha's 'about me' section: "I'm a bit of a stalker. I love Nashville (where I am from) I sometimes wish I was a man... its all about the bj's and trash-stash[...] My music is rad. I'm fucking rad. I'm taking over." Actually, there's nothing embarrassing about this. This is pure brilliance.
![Katy Perry:]()
Katy Perry: "Hard out thur 4 a pimp," says Perry circa 2006. Never a truer word was spoken. A decade on, she'd probably rather this disappeared forever.
![Nicki Minaj: Minaj's old MySpace page is a haven of pouty faces, peace signs and very noughties fashion and hair choices. There's also pictures with baby-faced Drake, and slightly less tattooed Lil Wayne.]()
Nicki Minaj: Minaj's old MySpace page is a haven of pouty faces, peace signs and very noughties fashion and hair choices. There's also pictures with baby-faced Drake, and slightly less tattooed Lil Wayne.
![Lana Del Rey: Before she adopted the new moniker and became a global superstar, Lana Del Rey was plain old Lizzy Grant, whose musical genre was]()
Lana Del Rey: Before she adopted the new moniker and became a global superstar, Lana Del Rey was plain old Lizzy Grant, whose musical genre was "Glam / metal / Hawaiian." Whatever that means.
![Louis Tomlinson: Clearly, the 1D members are the perfect age to have an embarrassing social media past, before they even attempted to launch their music careers. Tomlinson took more selfies than we could ever have dreamed.]()
Louis Tomlinson: Clearly, the 1D members are the perfect age to have an embarrassing social media past, before they even attempted to launch their music careers. Tomlinson took more selfies than we could ever have dreamed.
![Selena Gomez: What did our eyes ever do to Selena Gomez? Why is she trying to punish them? Also, she looks incredibly good considering she must now be well over 99 years old.]()
Selena Gomez: What did our eyes ever do to Selena Gomez? Why is she trying to punish them? Also, she looks incredibly good considering she must now be well over 99 years old.