![A random naked person: A festival wouldn%u2019t be a good festival without the odd exhibitionist running around. What is it about the combination of the great outdoors, too music cider and loud music that makes people expose themselves? You wouldn't get that in say, Tesco.]()
A random naked person: A festival wouldn%u2019t be a good festival without the odd exhibitionist running around. What is it about the combination of the great outdoors, too music cider and loud music that makes people expose themselves? You wouldn't get that in say, Tesco.
![People embracing the mud: You literally can't shower for another three days, why are you jumping in a big puddle of mud? Would you do this in your garden?]()
People embracing the mud: You literally can't shower for another three days, why are you jumping in a big puddle of mud? Would you do this in your garden?
![The wrath of the seagulls: It's a strange experience when you're packing away on a Monday morning and over the horizon you see them - coming for the unspeakable leftovers scattered around. Along with people running for shelter you can also hear things such as,]()
The wrath of the seagulls: It's a strange experience when you're packing away on a Monday morning and over the horizon you see them - coming for the unspeakable leftovers scattered around. Along with people running for shelter you can also hear things such as, "the seagulls, they%u2019re coming!"
![The less than subtle drug dealer: A festival regular would be the drug dealer - but with far less inhibitions that your average. As you're watching your favourite DJ do a great set you will always hear, near or far, %u2018weed, mandy, coke?%u2019 at full volume. The festival drug dealer cares not for subtlety.]()
The less than subtle drug dealer: A festival regular would be the drug dealer - but with far less inhibitions that your average. As you're watching your favourite DJ do a great set you will always hear, near or far, %u2018weed, mandy, coke?%u2019 at full volume. The festival drug dealer cares not for subtlety.
![Inappropriate mosh-pits: Bon Iver %u2013 'Skinny Love', let's be 'avin it.]()
Inappropriate mosh-pits: Bon Iver %u2013 'Skinny Love', let's be 'avin it.
![The forceful: Fair enough, you want to bring your kid. But you also want to bring your really expensive pram and try and push it through literally thousands of people and all kinds of horrendous substances?]()
The forceful: Fair enough, you want to bring your kid. But you also want to bring your really expensive pram and try and push it through literally thousands of people and all kinds of horrendous substances?
![People with spades: Sometimes peoples' parents suggest they should take a spade and bury their alcohol under their tent. Got your tent? Yes. Sleeping bag? Yes. Spade? Yes.]()
People with spades: Sometimes peoples' parents suggest they should take a spade and bury their alcohol under their tent. Got your tent? Yes. Sleeping bag? Yes. Spade? Yes.
![Festival clothing: Do people go to festivals to better their wardrobe now? When else are you going to wear that poncho?]()
Festival clothing: Do people go to festivals to better their wardrobe now? When else are you going to wear that poncho?
![The arguing couple: As the post-festival blues settle in, everyone is hungover, or on a comedown, there is always that one couple. They can argue, and do, right up until they get home]()
The arguing couple: As the post-festival blues settle in, everyone is hungover, or on a comedown, there is always that one couple. They can argue, and do, right up until they get home
![People in fancy dress, all day, every day: They always seem to be having the most fun, whether they be pirates, mermaids or people in the classic morph suits.]()
People in fancy dress, all day, every day: They always seem to be having the most fun, whether they be pirates, mermaids or people in the classic morph suits.
![The padlock on the tent: This does make sense, but at the same time people often tend to forget that tents are actually MADE OUT OF NYLON. If somebody wants to get in there, by god they will. As you can see, people tend to have no sense of personal space when it comes to pitching up anyway, so just get on with it.]()
The padlock on the tent: This does make sense, but at the same time people often tend to forget that tents are actually MADE OUT OF NYLON. If somebody wants to get in there, by god they will. As you can see, people tend to have no sense of personal space when it comes to pitching up anyway, so just get on with it.
![Suitcases: If you%u2019ve not been to a festival before, you%u2019ll always wonder, %u2018why do so many people have suitcases%u2019. Well in short, it%u2019s because they haven%u2019t realised that suitcases don%u2019t work on mud.]()
Suitcases: If you%u2019ve not been to a festival before, you%u2019ll always wonder, %u2018why do so many people have suitcases%u2019. Well in short, it%u2019s because they haven%u2019t realised that suitcases don%u2019t work on mud.
![Campchairs in the arena: Youve paid 180 for a ticket, and whilst your favourite bands play you want to sit down. On the outskirts maybe, but its a bit weird that youd consider doing it in the middle of the Pyramid stage on the Sunday night.]()
Campchairs in the arena: Youve paid 180 for a ticket, and whilst your favourite bands play you want to sit down. On the outskirts maybe, but its a bit weird that youd consider doing it in the middle of the Pyramid stage on the Sunday night.
![People moaning about being at the festival: We all get homesick sometimes but not when you%u2019re in the best place ever. Why are you here?]()
People moaning about being at the festival: We all get homesick sometimes but not when you%u2019re in the best place ever. Why are you here?
![The random name game: Some find this annoyance, but if your name is Alan or Steve and you%u2019ve never been to a festival before, your day is about to get really weird.]()
The random name game: Some find this annoyance, but if your name is Alan or Steve and you%u2019ve never been to a festival before, your day is about to get really weird.