Via Twitter: �In Caracas, top gig. Sat in me room in silence as my TV doesn't work. Not allowed to leave the hotel for fear of being tickled to death �
On Oasis' comparisons to The Beatles: "The Beatles play guitars, we play guitars. The Beatles got hair, we've got hair. The Beatles got arms, we've got arms."
Speaking about Pete Doherty and Keane's Tom Chaplin: �Posh boys can't take drugs, man, they're lightweights. They have one little line, and they're in rehab". (The Observer, 2006)
Speaking at the MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs) in 1996: "Alright, this party's shit and we're here to liven things up a bit. You know you're not havin' a good time but you're all too scared to say it, ya know mate."
On the paparazzi: "It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just sit around getting fat." (The Guardian, 2006).
About celebrity: "If you don't like it, then fuck off- don't be in it! I don't know nothing about that coming down business. Straight up all the way man."
On Oasis' battle to break America: �Americans want grungy people stabbing themselves in the head onstage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don�t get it.� (NME, 2006)
Speaking about Coldplay and Radiohead: �I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time.� (The Guardian, 2008)
On being named the best frontman: 'There`s Elvis and me. I couldn`t say which of the two is best.'' (Q, 2010)
On Victoria Beckham: �She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.� (NME, 2001)
On brother Noel's songwriter: �There are shitloads of meaning in the songs. I don't know what they mean, but there's still meaning there.� (Rolling Stone, 1996)
On Twitter after Peter Kay called him a Knobhead at the 2010 Brit Awards: "Listen up fat f*ck as a real northerner I was brought up 2 say sh*t 2 people's faces not behind their back. Live forever LG."
Via Twitter:''Regarding shortarse's comments on my behaviour at the roundhouse-Pretend rage? It's called rock and roll darling, you wanna try it sometime!''
On his brother's solo career: ''Just heard through the grapevine that Noely G is playing guitar on The Nolan sisters comeback tour...B Jeezus... LG''.
In an interview about Twitter:"I only use my Twitter as a weapon or to say thanks to people or if people are getting a bit fresh. Instead of waiting six months to do an interview, put them into place, do it on Twitter.''