![James Blunt: One hit wonder who just didn't get the message]()
James Blunt: One hit wonder who just didn't get the message
![Tokio Hotel: Who ever asked for an androdgynous emo band? Not us, that's for sure]()
Tokio Hotel: Who ever asked for an androdgynous emo band? Not us, that's for sure
![Simply Red: Women, beware]()
Simply Red: Women, beware
![The Rasmus: Internationally awful]()
The Rasmus: Internationally awful
![Bon Jovi: The hair! The stone-washed denim! The agelessness! The... No. Just no.]()
Bon Jovi: The hair! The stone-washed denim! The agelessness! The... No. Just no.
![The Lighthouse Family: Responsible for some of history's most tedious records]()
The Lighthouse Family: Responsible for some of history's most tedious records
![Black Eyed Peas: Awfulness to the power of four]()
Black Eyed Peas: Awfulness to the power of four
![Jedward: Funny for five minutes. Years later, we're not smiling]()
Jedward: Funny for five minutes. Years later, we're not smiling
![Olly Murs: A well-dressed barrel of utter smug]()
Olly Murs: A well-dressed barrel of utter smug
![Scouting For Girls: Top Ten masters of sheer tedium]()
Scouting For Girls: Top Ten masters of sheer tedium
![Towers Of London: (L-R) Bellend, female friend, female friend, bellend, bellend]()
Towers Of London: (L-R) Bellend, female friend, female friend, bellend, bellend
![The Twang: Initially seemed OK. 'On second thoughts' didn't take long to spring to mind]()
The Twang: Initially seemed OK. 'On second thoughts' didn't take long to spring to mind
![Hot Leg: If ever a band didn't need a side-project, it was The Darkness]()
Hot Leg: If ever a band didn't need a side-project, it was The Darkness
![LMFAO: Party Rock Anthem? Party rock fuck off]()
LMFAO: Party Rock Anthem? Party rock fuck off
![Maroon 5: Mostly dislikable due to the intense smugness of Adam Levine]()
Maroon 5: Mostly dislikable due to the intense smugness of Adam Levine
![Pigeon Detectives: Less fun than bird poop]()
Pigeon Detectives: Less fun than bird poop
![The Script: At least with Danny O'Donoghue on The Voice it keeps him from the studio]()
The Script: At least with Danny O'Donoghue on The Voice it keeps him from the studio
![Steps: Jaw droppingly shit the first time around. Second time around the same - but this time full of bitterness and resentment for each other]()
Steps: Jaw droppingly shit the first time around. Second time around the same - but this time full of bitterness and resentment for each other
![Atomic Kitten: Responsible for the existence of Kerry Katona]()
Atomic Kitten: Responsible for the existence of Kerry Katona
![Viva Brother: When the NME turn on a guitar band, you know you're in trouble. Poor old Viva Brother :(]()
Viva Brother: When the NME turn on a guitar band, you know you're in trouble. Poor old Viva Brother :(
![Courtney Love: Determined to stomp on the memory of Kurt Cobain at every turn]()
Courtney Love: Determined to stomp on the memory of Kurt Cobain at every turn
![Good Charlotte: Know Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie way too intimately to be liked.]()
Good Charlotte: Know Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie way too intimately to be liked.
![Avril Lavigne: The reason why so many teenage girls wear stripey arm bands]()
Avril Lavigne: The reason why so many teenage girls wear stripey arm bands
![Big Heavy: What good Mick Jagger thought could come from teaming up with Joss Stone is beyond us]()
Big Heavy: What good Mick Jagger thought could come from teaming up with Joss Stone is beyond us
![Hoobastank: Famous for 'The Reason'. Never shared the reason why they were so awful though]()
Hoobastank: Famous for 'The Reason'. Never shared the reason why they were so awful though
![Bono: An opinion on everything. EVERYTHING. What you had for lunch? He's got something to say about it...]()
Bono: An opinion on everything. EVERYTHING. What you had for lunch? He's got something to say about it...
![Fall Out Boy: It was all going OK until Pete Wentz got hic cock out on the internet. Hard to claw back credibility after that]()
Fall Out Boy: It was all going OK until Pete Wentz got hic cock out on the internet. Hard to claw back credibility after that
![Ke$ha: Promises her second album will be 'cock pop'. We wish she would simply cock off]()
Ke$ha: Promises her second album will be 'cock pop'. We wish she would simply cock off
![Miley Cyrus: The Cyrus legacy continues]()
Miley Cyrus: The Cyrus legacy continues
![Catatonia: The dulcet tones of Cery Matthews. Great for stripping paint from the walls]()
Catatonia: The dulcet tones of Cery Matthews. Great for stripping paint from the walls
![Aqua: One of pop music's darkest moments]()
Aqua: One of pop music's darkest moments
![Dido: She only smiles because she's still so rich]()
Dido: She only smiles because she's still so rich
![Bubba Sparxx: His tattoos are as great as his music]()
Bubba Sparxx: His tattoos are as great as his music
![Peter Andre: Over-exposed reality TV goon]()
Peter Andre: Over-exposed reality TV goon
![Paris Hilton: God loves a tryer. We, personally, can't stand this one]()
Paris Hilton: God loves a tryer. We, personally, can't stand this one
![Rebecca Black: The 2011 buzzword for bad pop]()
Rebecca Black: The 2011 buzzword for bad pop
![The Ting Tings: Too 'mature' to be filming videos in skateparks]()
The Ting Tings: Too 'mature' to be filming videos in skateparks
![Blue: Last seen messing up another Eurovision in the name of Great Britain]()
Blue: Last seen messing up another Eurovision in the name of Great Britain
![Cher Lloyd: Responsible for one of pop music's worst ever moments, the unforgivable 'Swagger Jagger']()
Cher Lloyd: Responsible for one of pop music's worst ever moments, the unforgivable 'Swagger Jagger'
![Preston: Ditched his (rubbish) band at the first sign of a celebrity girlfriend]()
Preston: Ditched his (rubbish) band at the first sign of a celebrity girlfriend
![Frankie Cocozza: X Factor's lowest point - and you need to dig really deep to find that]()
Frankie Cocozza: X Factor's lowest point - and you need to dig really deep to find that
![One Direction: Obviously millions of screaming girls would disagree but...]()
One Direction: Obviously millions of screaming girls would disagree but...
![50 Cent: However you look at it, his homophobic tweets just ain't cute]()
50 Cent: However you look at it, his homophobic tweets just ain't cute
![Guns N' Roses: Not the original line-up, obviously, but many people can't forgive what Axl has done with the band's legacy]()
Guns N' Roses: Not the original line-up, obviously, but many people can't forgive what Axl has done with the band's legacy
![The Darkness: They're 'back' you know. Not that you'd notice]()
The Darkness: They're 'back' you know. Not that you'd notice
![N-Dubz: In the future we will look back and weep]()
N-Dubz: In the future we will look back and weep
![Justin Bieber: Relentlessly awful]()
Justin Bieber: Relentlessly awful
![Chris Brown: R&B singer, also known for punching Rihanna - a lot]()
Chris Brown: R&B singer, also known for punching Rihanna - a lot
![Limp Bizkit: Still 'rollin rollin rollin' - despite public opinion]()
Limp Bizkit: Still 'rollin rollin rollin' - despite public opinion
![Nickelback: Hated by The Black Keys - and everyone else]()
Nickelback: Hated by The Black Keys - and everyone else