Tuesday 17th June 2014 by Gaby Whitehill

The 7 most ludicrous parts of Arctic Monkeys' 'Snap Out Of It' video

Four minutes of Alex Turner's ego being stroked

Here is a lady who is obsessed with Alex Turner. She's one step away from being a bit of a stalker, but luckily she happens to be beautiful and spends her day lolling around in expensive lingerie. Not quite Mark Chapman.

Our heroine is watching 'home videos' of Alex, including one clip where he appears to be at a BNP meeting.

These fuzzy videos of Turner send her into such a reverie that she strokes her neck in ecstasy. I think what we are supposed to be drawing from this, ladies and gentlemen, is that Alex Turner is a very good looking and desirable man.

Well, that looks lovely. What type of meat is it? A pork chop? Steak? It's nicely seasoned, anyway.

She's eating the meat, and presumably thinking about the charismatic Arctic Monkeys frontman. Jesus.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Well, that's that. If that's not the most self-congratulatory, ego-stroking music video we've ever seen, we'll eat our hats.

Tags: Arctic Monkeys

Alex Turner is not a very happy man. Despite being in one of the world's most successful bands and adorning the walls of teenage girls (and boys) the world over, we think he is having a little bit of a crisis of confidence. How do we know this?

Well, the Arctic Monkeys have just released a music video that seems to specifically cater to massaging Turner's ego. It's basically four minutes and seven seconds of a beautiful model in expensive lingerie fawning over him in between eating steak and swimming.

We loved the clever graphics of the clip for 'Do I Wanna Know', the druggy, hazy video for 'Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High' and the monochrome, sleazy 'Arabella', but the clip for AM cut 'Snap Out Of It' doesn't really do it for us. Here are the 7 most ridiculous moments of the video.

The 7 most ludicrous parts of Arctic Monkeys' 'Snap Out Of It' video

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