8 brilliant excuses to shout 'PARKLIFE' at Russell Brand

You've gotta love the internet. After Twitter users noted that almost every elaborate, politicised utterance by Russell Brand sounds perfect when followed by 'PARKLIFE', the world wide web responded in full force - shouting Damon Albarn's chorus at him across Twitter in deafening digital volume. 

While Brand may argue that we've become a generation of passive proles, you can't deny that nothing unites us all like a good meme or the excuse to mock someone via trending. We may not vote, but we can certainly Tweet. 

So, without further ado, here are eight Russell Brand quotes, perfectly fitted to Blur's 'Parklife'.