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Gigwise writer Nadia Khomami looks at the possible reasons...
When Glastonbury revealed that U2 had cancelled their headline performance there were outcries, but mostly of genuine delight rather than disappointment. Some of the more risque festival-goers even went so far as to wish upon Bono a permanent state of crippleness. Now I’ll confess that I have never been a massive fan of the Times magazine double-wammy winner either, but I’ve never actually sat down and asked myself just why that is.
I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s a mixture of the sunglasses, the self-righteousness and the do as I say- not as I do attitude. Does that place me in a box alongside, as U2 fans claim, the socially and culturally immoral? Maybe.
I’ve always found it difficult liking the modern rockstar-turned-political activist because there always seems to exist a distinction between their private lives and their public lives. The world-conscious demi-God’s holier than thou morality is usually a half-hearted spat in reality Stick to what you’re good at is my mantra.
At the same time, Strummer and Lennon are great idols, so what’s the difference? To me, people like Bono put themselves on a pedestal; their self-projected personality is larger than their actual message. He doesn’t sing alongside the masses, he sings to them. It’s the same reason I dislike Michael Moore. And Richard Dawkins. And people who wear hemp.
It might also be the little facts, like while Bono was doing Live Aid and Live 8, he was simultaneously suing his ex hairdresser for attempting to auction off one of his hats. Or that when the infamous ‘lucky hat’ was left behind in Ireland, he had it flown over to the US in business class.
I might be overstepping the mark. In the space that I’ve written this, Bono will probably have cured an African country of poverty, and there will be a press conference in the morning about it. I love to hate him for using ineffable and irresistibly irksome lines such as ‘celebrity is currency’, and yet I cannot deny that he is right in some respect. With fame, there does come influence.
What strikes me the most, however, is that a lot of people will not be able to tell you why they dislike Bono; they just do. Nevertheless, the same people complain about chart-hits like Scouting for Girls, whose wisdom doesn’t extend too far beyond one-liners such as “she’s so lovely, she’s so lovely.” I might just be one of them.
What it essentially boils down to is this: people will find you annoying for no reason other than that you wear sunglasses, constantly. Unless you’re Bob Dylan - and a lot of people find him annoying too. That and the fact that you might be a bit of a hypocrite. No one likes being preached to, especially in the case of a guilt-ridden millionaire prancing about in the name of Socialism.
Still, wishing Bono a permanent state of disability might be a tad too far, and that’s coming from me. There is some heart in there, if you rummage around the excess. Anyway, U2 are set to play the headline slot at the festival next year, so we shouldn’t mope too hard.
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