"Take your Bon Jovi shirt and go fuck yourself with Eddie Vedder's dildo."
This, courtesy of Courtney Love, is possibly the most pleasant quote in this feature. Something at a '90s Amsterdam gig riled her up quite catastrophically. What was it? It could have been the quality of the sandwiches in the green room. It could have been the fact that the lights were shining quite brightly. It could have been the fact that a girl was throwing water in her face yelling "You killed Kurt." We may never know.
She's not the only one who's (in this case quite rightly) lost her cool on stage though. From Elvis Presley threatening to pull someone's tongue out to Elton John unleashing a verbal tirade against an unsuspecting security guard "with the fucking blonde ponytail", there are the most ridiculous, expletive-filled on-stage rants of all time.