A selection of hideous gnashers in all their 'orrible glory...
David Bowie -
Back before Bowie hit the big time and spent thousands upon thousands getting his gnashers rebuilt, ole’ David’s teeth used to look like this.
Flavor Flav -
The eccentric veteran rapper clearly thought it would be a good idea to have these hideous gold teeth fitted. It wasn’t the best of ideas.
That bloke from 1990s -
Or Jackie McKeown as he is known. The former Yummy Furs man has well and truly made buck teeth cool again.
Amy Winehouse -
Obviously far more concerned with getting trashed out of her head, Ms Winehouse has clearly given the dentists a wide berth, resulting in gappy, cigarette stained teeth. Lovely.
Paul Potts - Another character who cropped up on our Ugliest People In Music list, word has it that Mr Potts is using his newfound fortune to buy a new set of teeth. Wise move!
Lil Jon -
Is it just us, or does Lil Jon look evil in this photo? His teeth don’t help.
Pete Doherty
Years of drugs and ciggies have left Pete’s teeth a lovely yellowy brown colour. Nice.
Shaun Ryder –
Believe it or not, but these are actually Shaun Ryder’s teeth taken at the dentists before he forked out £10k on getting them fixed. For 20 years Ryder abused drugs and never once visited the dentists. It shows.
Goldie -
Yet another music star who ditched his pearly white teeth in place of a teeth full of metal. Not the best of looks.
Shane McGowan
This is what Shane looks like without his falsies in… fucking hideous.
Here's MacGowan's teeth before they all fell out. Lovely.
Billie Joe Armstrong - No wonder he never smiles on photos... ARGH!!
Johnny Borrell of Razorlight fame - Awful teeth, but nowhere as near as awful as he is...
Madonna while getting inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of fame 2008. I'd keep those teeth hidden love...
Ol' Dirty Bastard - God rest his soul, but you can't deny that in life he had dodgy as hell teeth.
Why, Mr Billy Corgan, your singing is simply fangtastic
Mick Jones of The Clash - Cigarette stained, buck teeth. Not very nice
Badly Drawn Boy - As a lad the Badly Drawn Boy refused to get a brace. Look at the consequences!
Freddie Mercury - The king of the bucked teeth!
Paul Wall – Transparent teeth complete with massive bling diamonds is definitely not a look we endorse. From a distance, the rapper looks as though he has huge silver fillings. What a waste of money!
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