4. Paris Hilton – One thing we'll never know about the socialite, multi-millionaire heiress airhead (we're not jealous, honest) is what her singing voice actually sounds like. On her 2006 eponymous debut album her vocals – which could sound like a mouse fart for all we know – were swathed in so much over-production and sickly-sweet gloss that she came out sounding even more fake than usual. In fact it gave us great pleasure when the manufactured piece of pop diarrhoea flopped and Paris concentrated on her other career, erm, hanging out at bars and stuff.
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- I take it you're not counting rock bands. When you make that list, I'd better see ICP, Limp Bizkit, Creed, Nickelback, Warrant, 30 Seconds to Mars, and anything Oasis produced after 1995. Although this list still should've included Michael Bolton, Kenny G, and Hall and Oates.
- Rob & Fab for MilliVanilli were actually perfect for their roles. And the musicians behind the 'act' produced some brilliant pop ditties. Not sure they should be on your list.
Oops, Milli Vanilli guy killed himself.
Oops, Milli Vanilli guy killed himself.
- No K-Fed? Where's She Wants Revenge? They're the Pussycat Dolls of the post-punk genre (let's take Interpol, throw a faux goth sheen over it, dumb down the lyrics to the delight of middle schoolers, use Joy Division sounding song titles to cover it up).
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