2. Celine Dion - “Neearrr, farrr, wherever you are...” excuse us a second while we throw up. She of the veiny neck and Canada's second worst export (behind Nickelback, of course), Celine Dion, has been tormenting us for three decades with her mushy pop rubbish. Yet, undoubtedly the nadir of her 200million unit selling career came in the form of that Titanic song. It was number one for what felt like a 23-year wait on death row back in 1997 and can still be heard polluting the airwaves to this very day. For this Celine, we'll never forgive you.
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- I take it you're not counting rock bands. When you make that list, I'd better see ICP, Limp Bizkit, Creed, Nickelback, Warrant, 30 Seconds to Mars, and anything Oasis produced after 1995. Although this list still should've included Michael Bolton, Kenny G, and Hall and Oates.
- Rob & Fab for MilliVanilli were actually perfect for their roles. And the musicians behind the 'act' produced some brilliant pop ditties. Not sure they should be on your list.
- Oops, Milli Vanilli guy killed himself.
- Oops, Milli Vanilli guy killed himself.
- No K-Fed? Where's She Wants Revenge? They're the Pussycat Dolls of the post-punk genre (let's take Interpol, throw a faux goth sheen over it, dumb down the lyrics to the delight of middle schoolers, use Joy Division sounding song titles to cover it up).
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