August, 2012: Announces ARTPOP - with a tattoo in her armpit. Just as well she didn't change her mind halfway through recording...
August 2012: Lady Gaga reveals the first, 'inspirational' lyrics from ARTPOP - although it is still unknown which, if any, track they appear on
August 2012: Rumours circulate that the first single will be titled 'Nothing On (But The Radio)' - with Lindsay Lohan starring in the video
August 2012: Lady Gaga reveals she has been recording ARTPOP stark naked (which must have been nice for the likes of producers Madeon and RedOne)
September 2012: Azealia Banks announces her involvement in ARTPOP - but this later fell apart as the rapper was removed from the track and Banks took to Twitter to tear into Gaga over and over again...
September 2012: Lady Gaga reveals ARTPOP will be released through an app
October 2012: Rumours suggest ARTPOP will be an Edith Piaf tribute album - which now seems to absolutely not be the case...
December 2012: Lady Gaga reveals she has stopped smoking weed while recording ARTPOP - but claims it will still be a 'risky' record
January 2013: Producer Zedd confirms his work on ARTPOP, hinting at a big dance sound
February 2013: Lady Gaga reveals lyrics for track 'Sex Dreams' on ARTPOP, writing on Twitter - "We could be caught, were both convicted criminals of thought. -Sex Dreams #ARTPOP"
March 2013: Gaga's manager praises the album, claims it is 'pushing the envelope'
May 2013: The first music from ARTPOP is revealed - on the runway at a Versace fashion show
July 2013: The release of ARTPOP is officially announced - and Lady Gaga is seen wearing an enormous pair of glasses
July 2013: Lady Gaga licks a metal hand - for reasons still, as yet, unknown
July 2013: Lady Gaga reveals first ARTPOP promo photo - totally naked
July 2013: Lady Gaga reveals her clown-like cover art for 'Applause'
August 2013: Lady Gaga asks fans avoid leaked track, 'Burqa' from ARTPOP
August 2013: We are told that listening to ARTPOP on computer speakers is 'not acceptable'
August 2013: Lady Gaga rush-releases 'Applause' due to a 'pop emergency' (which may actually have been the fact everyone was getting excited about Katy Perry's comeback)
August 2013: Lady Gaga confirms that ARTPOP will include a sequel to Telephone - but not whether Beyonce will be involved...
August 2012: Rumours that Eminem will appear on ARTPOP, on a track titled 'Street Lights' are denied by the rapper's team
August 2013: Lady Gaga confirms second single from ARTPOP will be titled 'Gypsy'
August 2013: Lady Gaga reveals live versions of new ARTPOP tracks 'Swine', 'Manicure' and 'Sex Dreams' ahead of London iTunes Festival gig
September 2013: Lady Gaga confirms she is in 'the final days' of finishing her ARTPOP album
September 2013: Lady Gaga denies Rihanna is on the album, but admits it is a 'good rumour'
Septebmer 2013: Fans claim Gaga looks like a 'deflated sumo' in bizarre new promotional photo
October 2013: Lady Gaga announces the official ARTPOP launch party will take place in Berlin club Berghain, which is known for its liberal attitude to sex on the dancefloor...
October 2013: Lady Gaga reveals ARTPOP album artwork - on which she is stark naked