A bit of how's your father, bumping uglies, the beast with two backs, doing the horizontal bop. Nope, we're not speaking in tongues, we're talking about one of the most important things on this earth - sex.
Our research tells us that roughly 80% of pop songs are about doing the deed, and most of them aren't shy about it (see: anything by Robin Thicke, anything by 2 Live Crew, anything off Beyonce's new album).
To avoid obstacles such as prudish ears, young fans, and a squeaky clean image, however, some artists have had to be rather subtle about their sexuality. The result? A load of ridiculous metaphors, basically.
Here are 10 songs that seem innocent on the face of it - but are actually kinda dirty. You'll never listen to these tracks in the same way again