By singing live this time...
Davina Earl

15:46 6th August 2005

Grim pop-wailer Ashlee Simpson is chomping at the bit to sing live on American comedy show ‘Saturday Night Live,’ again – after it was revealed that she was miming last time around. What did you think the ‘Live’ bit stood for, Simpson you twat?

She was devastated last year for being exposed as a dirty fraud, but is determined to go on and prove all her dissenters wrong.

Simpson is quoted on as saying: “Yeah, I’d do Saturday Night Live again. My parents taught me to tackle my fears.”

Shame they didn’t just tackle Jessica herself, slam her on the ground and tell her to shut the fuck up.




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