Towers Of London's Donny For Celebrity Big Brother

We have an exclusive for you folks... possibly.

A very well placed source has revealed to us that Towers Of London singer Donny Tourette will be one of the housemates on the new series of Celebrity Big Brother, starting Wednesday.

Obviously, the Towers have been known to indulge in the time-honoured tradition of rock myth, but - all things considered - it sounds about right to us.

Let's talk you through it....

For one, Celebrity Big Brother likes a representative from the 'indie' scene, preferably one with a larger-than-life personna; such as Goldie Lookin' Chain's Maggot and The Ordinary Boys' Preston (kind of).

Two, the Towers will do anything to get on TV; see their risible Bravo fly-on-the-wall documentary.

Three, Donny has already had his brush with 'celebrity', having apparently stamped Peaches Geldof's card for a couple of weeks earlier this year.

And, finally, the Towers Of London's 'career' has been in reverse for some time, so they desperately need Donny to go into the house and 'do a Preston'.

Yes, it could be bollocks, but according to our incredibly well placed source it's nailed on, and we for one think old Donny would make the perfect Celebrity Big Brother contestant.