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Sperm Donors To Get Free Festival Tickets

For donating their, erm, produce...

Sperm Donors To Get Free Festival Tickets

Sperm Donors are to be offered free tickets to any major European festival in return for making a donation.

The new initiative has been launched after fertility clinics in Ireland admitted that they were in a state of crisis.

In the last four years, Sperm donations have fallen by nearly 40% in the country and supply is failing to meet demand.

In order to attract a wider market, Sperm For Tickets has launched a scheme where donations can be made via specially developed donation containers and sent by courier.

The new service is open to any European citizen who can request information via their website.

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  • Yeah, it’s still not worth the knock on the door 18 years later when the kid goes to find their real dad.

    ~ by Wordsworth 3/12/2008

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  • I always said these festivals were full of wankers!

    ~ by boydy | Send Message | 3/12/2008

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  • yeah i want free ticket but not a kid:(

    ~ by Michael a 3/12/2008

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  • Are the arrows in the Macdonalds advert pointing to what it does with donations....?

    ~ by Guliver 3/12/2008

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  • i lik babies so they can hav all my little soldiers

    ~ by stephen costello 3/12/2008

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