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Media company VICE have crowned Lorde's Pure Heroine as the worst album of the year.
The youth media website compiled a list of their 50 least favourite offerings of 2013, and the 'Royals' singer's debut was awarded the number one spot, and the New Zealander got it in the neck, with the writer describing her as a "weird little shrew" in their very NSFW takedown.
"Have you ever pissed on your belt? I do it at least two times a year and it doesn’t exactly make me proud of myself. There are a lot of dumb things girls don’t know about male sex parts, and I say that because my policy, whether you realize it or not, is to only write reviews for women.
"Another one is this thing that happens after you have sex. Sometimes dried jizz collects on your dickhole, and when you try to pee the next morning, your urine stream hits the cum barrier and splits in half, spraying wee-wee all over the wallpaper in your girlfriend’s mom’s bathroom. Then you realize you also pissed all over the fresh towels, and that’s a major pain in the ass. Now that that's out of the way, time for some real talk: Fuck you for making this weird little shrew the must-hear breakout dark horse hit of the year."
Other albums VICE hated included The National's Trouble Will Find Me, Static by Cults, and Free Your Mind by Cut Copy. We shouldn't take it too seriously though, considering Kanye West's Yeezus charted at number 4 in their countdown - but also number 4 in their 50 best albums.
Luckily for Lorde, Pure Heroine has been featured in a string of best albums of 2013 lists, with Rolling Stone, Pretty Much Amazing and Clash all praising her debut record as one of the finest of the year.
Below - The most brilliant things Lorde has said in 2013:
