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Michael Baggs

10:25 12th June 2014

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Robin Thicke offended all-right minded people with his 2013 single 'Blurred Lines', which obviously included his then-wife, Paula Patton, from whom he split with in early 2014. Now, he has announced his new album is named after her.

Thicke has announced that his next album will be titled (wait for it) Paula. This record was clearly named after painstaking seconds of thought. It will, of course, including the painfully embarrassing track 'Get Her Back' - which Thicke previously performed at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards.

Watch Thicke thrust his crotch while performing 'Get Her Back' at the 2013 Billboard Awards below.

Wouldn't it be amazing if Paula Patton changed her name by deed poll?

Paula is set for release on 1 July 2014. We will do everything in our power to never ever listen to it.

Below: Robin Thicke's sleaziest, slimiest quotes

 

  • When asked about the whole VMA fiasco: "People ask me if I twerk, and I'm like, 'listen, I'm the twerkee. I don't twerk, I'm just twerked upon." Thats pretty modest of you Thicke.

  • There's more than one negative subject in 'Blurred Lines': "We tried to do everything that was taboo. Bestiality, drug injections, and everything that is completely derogatory towards women. Because all three of us are happily married with children, we were like, 'we're the perfect guys to make fun of this'."

  • He also has a large 'ego': "Compared to my son, I'm packing."

  • His dad had a love of women as well: "My dad was single my whole pubescent period. He had Ms. Alabama, Ms Dominican Republic 2013 every week. I was like, 'Dang, Pops!'"

  • And what does Patton do in return? Well with music having to be in their bedroom: "Sometimes she'll even play groupie for me."

  • "In 'Give It 2 U,' it's more a comment of swagger," says Thicke. "Like, I'm big-dick swingin'. We joke around. If someone's got a great outfit on, it's like, 'Oh, you're big-dick swingin tonight.'" Right, makes total sense.

  • He's also the ultimate cheesy romancer: "I like to take her out to a fancy, six-course meal that lasts three hours and stare into her eyes."

  • He's pretty open about his bedroom antics with his wife Paula Patton: "We're overspiced" he says, "I like to try to get her into double-digit orgasms as much as possible."

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