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We've just found our new festival hero. It's a Glastonbury-goer caught on camera calmly sniffing poppers during Disclosure's set whilst everyone around her is, y'know, dancing.
Despite the fact the dance duo were in the middle of performing one of their biggest hits, 'White Noise', the mystery woman was more focused on her little pot of Liquid Gold. There's something really quite charming about her commitment to achieving a ten second high and we're so very glad a cameraman with a sense of humour captured it.
However, we don't envy her most likely having to explain to her parents why exactly she was sniffing a bottle of, er, "room deodoriser".
Poppers Woman, as she will go down in history as, comes second to this truely majestic middle-aged woman going H.A.M in the crowd in our list of the Best People of Glastonbury 2014. Dolly Parton is third.
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