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Miley Cyrus has embarked on her latest and shocking business venture, selling Billy Bob teeth.
To us unacquainted English folk, Billy Bob teeth are the kind hillbilly gnashers usually exhibited by characters like Cleetus from the Simpsons. Now Miley Cyrus has taken to selling fake versions, how do you ask? Well by standing in the desert topless with chicken breast over her *ahem* breasts. Colour us flabbergasted.
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If you're clever enough to buy a pair then we are sorry to inform you that they have already sold out for some reason. After the $12 items sold-out, Cyrus wrote on Instagram in immaculate English: "Fuckkkkk yasssss #mileybob teef alweadyyyy sold out."
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