The worst presents you could possibly give the Mozfather on his big day...
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A yearly subscription to NME magazine: Following two high-profile 'race rows' with music magazine rag - firstly after Madstock in 1992, then the infamous 2007 interview - Morrissey would no doubt rather gouge his eyes out than glance at the NME's dwindling pages.
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