3. The Crazy Frog - Now we at Gigwise don't often use the word 'c*nt', but it's truly the only word to suit this little green, animated urchin. Originally dubbed The Annoying Thing by its creators (The Annoying C*nt would have been more apt), the Crazy Frog was first used for mobile phone ringtones but indicative of how brain-dead the masses can be he went on to spawn a huge pop career – including several festive ditties. If we had our way, we'd pour salt on the computer generated amphibian and watch him suffer. It's the least he deserves.

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