2. Celine Dion - “Neearrr, farrr, wherever you are...” excuse us a second while we throw up. She of the veiny neck and Canada's second worst export (behind Nickelback, of course), Celine Dion, has been tormenting us for three decades with her mushy pop rubbish. Yet, undoubtedly the nadir of her 200million unit selling career came in the form of that Titanic song. It was number one for what felt like a 23-year wait on death row back in 1997 and can still be heard polluting the airwaves to this very day. For this Celine, we'll never forgive you.

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