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The criticism has continued to flood in for Tidal, and the subscribers have not. It's not been the smoothest of starts for the all-star music streaming collective, and their high-profile standing has made them only easier to lampoon.
Jay Z jumped to Tidal's defence earlier this week, tackling the 'smear campaign' against the service - namely the pricing, how many believe it favours major artists, its slow progress and how it also fell from iTunes top 750 app downloads.
Launching his string of corrections with the hashtag #TidalFacts, it was only a matter of time until a parody account was set up. It's pretty amazing. Check out the best of FakeTIDALFacts below:
Tidal is Jay Z's 100th problem. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Kim Kardashian's tape is part of our exclusive content. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
We don't know why Jason Aldean is involved. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Deadmau5 invested as a joke. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Tidal was Insane Clown Posse's idea. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Kanye is just here so he doesn't get fined. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
R. Kelly was supposed to be a part of Tidal, but he actually needed the money. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Mumford & Sons were too busy looking like they lived during The Depression to get a chance to invest. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Kiss Me Thru The Phone by Soulja Boy is the highest streamed song at the moment. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Chief Keef was supposed to be the keynote speaker at the conference, but had a conflicting Mensa meeting. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Nicki Minaj's ass is worth more than Tidal. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
J. Cole checked the wrong box on a form and now owns a part of Tidal. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Chris Martin wrote the Tidal theme song. It sounded much better in 2000. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Dr. Dre's Detox will be exclusively streamed on Tidal in 2090. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
50 Cent thinks Tidal is an energy drink. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Mumford & Sons are not backing Tidal because they've never seen a computer before. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 27, 2015
Macklemore was another original investor, but he only had $20 in his pocket. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 27, 2015
No one has told 30 Seconds To Mars about Tidal. Please be discreet. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 27, 2015
Tidal will be the only place where you can stream the critically acclaimed Pitbull and Aphex Twin collaboration album. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 27, 2015
You can hear Action Bronson sweating with Tidal's Hi-Fi audio. #TidalFacts
— #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 27, 2015
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