As it turns out, an enormous net worth can't buy you smarts. DJ Khaled managed to get lost at sea while riding his jet ski home from a meal - and he live snapchatted the whole ordeal. Something tells me the 'Gold Slugs' musician is going to become a meme.
As Noisey reports, Khaled has become something of a Snapchat hero over the past few months - and those who follow him were treated to quite the dramatic saga after he attempted to leave Rick Ross' house in Miami on a jet ski.
After narrowly avoiding the police, Khaled got well and truly lost when darkness fell. "If u know me call zay zee tell her we lost. It's dark. It's so dark," he told his Snapchat followers, alongside various blurry photos of his frightened face in the dark. "It's so real out here right now."
Thankfully, he eventually made it home safe, and had a few words of wisdom to share from the experience. "The key," he explained sagely, "is not to drive the jet ski in the dark. It's against the law at night, there's that. This ain't right." Amen.