Hat-wearing mouth breather Kid Rock underlined his intention to run for office next year with a sweary address delivered at a presidential-style podium during his gig in Grand Rapids, Michigan last night.
‘Think you have to remind me that Black Lives Matter? / Nazis, fucking bigots and now the KKK? / I say screw all of you assholes, stay the fuck away,”
Profound stuff.
The self-proclaimed King of White Trash launched an official campaign website earlier this summer. Check out the eCommerce bit, where wellwishers are encouraged to fork over a few bucks to be the proud new owner of a ‘Kid Rock for US senate’ bumper sticker, t-shirt, baseball cap (obvs) or yard sign.
The central text on his homepage, emblazoned over a portrait of the ‘All Summer Long’ waste of oxygen in a mocked-up Oval Office asks viewers, reads “ARE YOU SCARED?”
If he does run for Michigan, he’ll stand as a Republican candidate against sturdy Democrat incumbent Debbie Stabenow, who has held her seat since 2000.
Let’s just thank our lucky stars dimwitted third-rate celebs never get elected into positions of power.
Oh yeah. Shit.
