Kanye West – “Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )”

Calvin Harris – “Lisbon is the only airport i have been to that sells tubs of take away strawberry jelly in the cafe by baggage reclaim.”

Lily Allen – “Fearne cotton is such a trendsetter."

Muse – “Dom's gone redneck on the chocolate fondue http://twitpic.com/226q93”

Liam Gallagher – “Listen up fat fuck as a real northerner I was brought up 2 say shit 2 people's faces not behind their back. Live forever LG.”

Nathan Followill (Kings Of Leon): “Don't take it out on Jared, it's the fucking venues fault. You may enjoy being shit on but we don't. Sorry for all who traveled many miles.”

Lady Gaga – “Gaga does Dallas. Calling all Dallas gays! Are their any inappropriate Western stores where I may find some unacceptable day wear? Xmother”

Diddy - “Happiness is FREE!!! LOVE is contagious-spread it!!!”

Frightened Rabbits - “My ears are well and truly fucked, & I don't think it was the plane. Wear your earplugs, kids! Unless you particularly enjoy E above high C.”

Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins) - “I have no memory of falling against the drum riser and my guitar cabinet, but I can tell you I've got quite a good bruise + am moving slow.”

Courtney Love (Hole) - “yeah kids lets wait on this, its a bit,,,, preamture iom not sure i would want to do it. im thinking, actually waiting on 2 peoples opinions.”

Travis Barker (Blink-182) - “gbsweyrikmbncsu0kols nmvbxhw 7g[hihnbndferq[vj bo n ibji-bve8urt obhpupj-hn ohuhhkhfyfugivbcuxshv vb ihf nlhexj ahiou0b.”

Katy Perry - “Sometimes I wish I was a twin... Or could make a clone. I need more than 24 hours a day!!! Oy vey. #alotgoingon!!!”

Lil' Wayne - “Love is a road without signs yet we still drive bekuz we kan only imagine whats ahead.”

The Strokes - “@stephenfry Our minds were effin' blown; we're at the hotel bar if you're of a mind to accidentally spill some vodka.”

Snoop Dogg: “1 thing Chuck Norris can't do is out smoke Snoopdogg. U HEAR ME!!”

Hayley Williams (Paramore): “For the last two off days, I've watched about a thousand movies, eaten my weight in food, thrown a football a bit. Now I wanna play a show.”

Los Campesinos! - “Us and Gallows are on the same flight today. If the plane goes down then punk will be dead (again).”

Justin Bieber - “U all keep me grounded...never gonna change because i have people that love me for me...and i love them in return. thanks for being there.”

Stuart Braithwaite (Mogwai) - “Who has been the biggest non human celebrity this summer? KOL pigeons or Paul the world cup octopus?”

M.I.A - "money doesnt buy u shit! i thought more money means better sound guys in america/\/\/\! i was wrong, the higher u go , they turn u lower!"