Oh dear, whatever next? Michael Jackson has scared the living shit out of a poor chambermaid at London’s Dorchester Hotel, by answering the door dressed in a giant Mickey Mouse costume.

An insider said: “The chambermaid went to collect Michael’s laundry, but thought she’d got the wrong room when Michael answered the door.”

“Michael has the same highpitched voice as the cartoon mouse so she concluded he was a children’s entertainer.”

They continued to the Daily Star: “He was thrilled by her reaction, but finally revealed himself and introduced her to his kids – dressed as Tinkerbell, Peter Pan and Hook.”

Jacko then proceeded to trash his room – by having a jelly and ice cream food fight with his kids, telling the chambermaid: “We’re playing a new game where we can’t take our masks off.” Four words: mad as a badger...